Midnight Heat! Where's the Lemonade Stand?

HOT, HOT, HOT!  The weather in the midwest has been scorching for the past month.  We have had the A/C running all month with no end in sight.  ComEd (electricity) must be making a killing.\
  My electricity bill last month was $165, the most it has been in years.  The humidity has been brutal and the temperature has been 85 or higher all month.  The swimming pool has been getting plenty of use this year, unlike the cool summer we had last year.  I don't really mind these hot days, but please sprinkle in a few cool ones in between.  Oh well, the cold beer tastes even better.